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Progress only puts new devices in your hands, the habits are the same!

An interesting old ad! Shared by some kind soul on twitter.

The scientific community debunked countless times the myths related to this practice. I am referring to the guy on the left. There is no connection with your vision. The impairment is only temporary! It is when you close the eyes to unleash, as the ad put it, “your wildest fantasies’. The myth of blindness is ad’s man trick to inject fear into you or your parents! To make you or them buy the thing. Do not be afraid!

The question that scientists have to tackle now are much more complicated. How different are you today from the “sega-less” guy? How are you unleashing those wild fantasies. How different is your play?

Of course that piece of tech is obsolete. We have touch screens now! Smart devices! Much much better! Huge progress! Facebook, and Twitter, and Instagram, and Vibration on Notification, etc. I will skip Virtual Reality. It is still catching with the masses. We should return and review the latest research on the subject :). There might be some interesting VR legal issues raised and important precedents established.

My contribution to the scientific argument and pool of knowledge is humble. Even so, I am convinced that it will shed some light on the matter.
Statement
My statement is as follows. You are the same “sega-less” guy on the left even though you are the proud owner of the latest – smartest device. The motion and play with your device is the same. It is still up and down, some tapping, some vibratory action… No matter what device is in your hands (or your face), sooner or later you end up being temporarily visually impaired. The only difference (as I have stated in my previous blog-post research) is that CIA, FBI – all are able to see you now :). (I bet this remark will increase the traffic to my blog :). They might be very busy doing the same thing as the guy on the left, while you are paying them – a lot “for keeping you safe”! IT FULFILLED THEIR WILDEST FANTASIES – to do it and to watch you! Twice the pleasure… Snowden and Assange might see you too; not sure though they make such good dough.
Conclusions
You might be SMARTER but you’re definitely not HAPPIER! and I’m not sure about the “smarter”…
The real blindness comes from that smart bright screen, because you are not able to see what is going on around you!

International Women’s Day

I remember these days since my childhood – 8 of March was the day when the women received most of the attention, flowers,  kisses and everything was done not to upset but keep them pleased (it should be like this everyday, unfortunately life is not always smooth and easy). Grandmothers, Mothers, Sisters all dressed nicely, beautiful and I would say happy. My deep respect for all women of the world! The holiday is not celebrated in the USA, exceptionally so.. (I already pronounced myself in re to the US “exceptionalism and indispensability”. Even though it is slowly catching up with the rest of the civilized countries: I always wondered why it is not celebrated?

“Controversy clouds the history of International Women’s Day. According to a common version of the holiday’s origins, it was established in 1907, to mark the 50th anniversary of a brutally repressed protest by New York City’s female garment and textile workers. But there’s a problem with that story: Neither the 1857 protest nor the 50th anniversary tribute may have actually taken place. In fact, research that emerged in the 1980s suggested that origin myth was invented in the 1950s, as part of a Cold War-era effort to separate International Women’s Day from its socialist roots.

[… ] Due to its ties with socialism and communism, perhaps it’s not surprising that International Women’s Day didn’t catch on here in the United States the way it did in other countries. Recently, however, international digital marketing campaigns have brought the holiday (in its less-political form) further into American culture, complete with corporate support from PepsiCo and other brands. In 2017, the official theme for International Women’s Day is #BeBoldforChange, a campaign that calls on its supporters “to help forge a better working world—a more gender inclusive world.” full article


Aside from inequality there are more bad news for women. The scientific community through meticulous and carefully conducted research has arrived at the sad conclusion that the Americans are not the men they once were. “Adults are having less sex than 20 years ago, finds study“. The paper is not easy to understand for the average reader; you really need to be a mathematically structured mind with some special analytical skills. The Guardian simplified the findings & I found them deeply troubling. The whole culture needs to be re-evaluated and cured of behaviors leading to bedroom inactivity and stagnation. I do not blame women for none of these findings, it is all men’s fault – because men are not gentle, they are “grabbing by the pussy” … Here are the causes of men’s downfall as explained by The Guardian:

“…nine other possible reasons for the decline:

  1. Many American men are abstaining from sex due to concerns that their penises pale in comparison to the eggplant emoji.
  2. If you post a picture of yourself having sex to Instagram, the network’s administrators just delete it anyway. Why bother doing something you’re not going to get any credit for?
  3. There’s no time to have sex at night because we’re busy refreshing Twitter to see what kind of tantrum the president might be having, and we don’t have sex during the day because living in a country where the president has late-night Twitter tantrums is massively depressing.
  4. Many Americans have pledged to refrain from engaging in any sexual activity until executives at Warner Brothers agree that the films in the DC Extended Universe should have a lighter tone.
  5. The emotional release that comes as the result of physical intimacy cannot possibly compare to the deep satisfaction felt when completing an adult coloring book.
  6. It’s hard to get aroused knowing that your Amazon Echo is listening from the living room and the CIA is listening through your Samsung TV.
  7. Republican couples are fearful of provoking the ire of Paul Ryan by engaging in an activity that might add to the country’s population while he is working so hard to drastically reduce it.
  8. Snapchat has yet to release a filter that makes your genitalia look like an anime character.
  9. Americans are actually having as much sex as ever, but they lowballed their answers because of the weird way the scientist conducting the study winked after asking each question on the survey.”
  10. 😉

They’re not getting a lot of sex, because they spend a lot of time screwing the poor…

Just an excerpt:

“a World Bank official at an international AIDS conference. (Africans must learn to curb their sexual appetites, the banker remarked, and Farmer replied, “I want to talk about other bankers, not the World Bankers, but bankers in general. My suspicion is they’re not getting a lot of sex, because they spend a lot of time screwing the poor.”

Tracy, Kidder. “Mountains Beyond Mountains.”

Quite yes 🙂 !!!

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